Radio Bob Halloween nightRR

[Intro – spoken, radio filter, static] You're locked on the frequency nobody finds twice. I'm Radio Bob. Let's talk about the family. Halloween's my favorite night of the year... [nervous laugh]I'm fine. [Verse] Halloween Bob's grinning, four-foot-nine of teeth I love the paint job, I'm hiding underneath Killer Bob's in the kitchen, says the table's set Best night of the year, but I'm not sitting yet AHHHH! [spoken, quick] That was the mic. That was just the mic. [Pre-Chorus] Turn it up, turn it up (I love this part) Lights down low (I hate this part) [Chorus] I love the Halloween Bobs, but I'm scared tonight! (Bob!) Knock twice, lock the door, leave on the light Every name I fear, every Bob I know I'm still gonna play them on the radio! [Verse] Vampire Bob waltzes in, fangs on show Beautiful ballroom, but I'm not dancing, no Voodoo Bob's mirror talks back to him I'm waving hello, hands shaking, voice thin AAAAAHH! [gasping]Poltergeist Bob rattles keys in the hall Knock twice, still here... I said I'm fine, that's all Pumpkin Bob's smiling, pride of the patch Smells like autumn, and something worse to match [Pre-Chorus] Turn it up, turn it up (I love this part) Lights down low (I hate this part) [Chorus] I love the Halloween Bobs, but I'm scared tonight! (Bob!) Knock twice, lock the door, leave on the light Every name I fear, every Bob I know I'm still gonna play them on the radio! [Instrumental solo] [Bridge – halftime, whispered, voice cracking, then breaking] Zombie Bob's shuffling up the studio hill Slow and stubborn, and he's hungry still Alien Bob's signal cuts in from the deep Gravedigger Bob's digging while the rest of you sleep [Spoekn – pleading, breaking] Narrator, if you're out there, come get me! AHHHHH! Religious Bob, bring the Shield of Dawn, I'm begging you! Somebody get to the studio... please... it's not just Halloween. (Management says everything is fine) [Chorus – bigger, gang vocals, cracking on the high notes] I love the Halloween Bobs, and I'm scared tonight! (Bob!) Knock twice, lock the door, leave on the light! (Bob!) Every name I fear, every Bob I know Come and save me, Narrator, don't let me go! Religious Bob, ring the bell, hold the line Still on the air, and I'm not doing fine! AAAAHHH! [Outro – spoken, static fade, faint choir and tolling bell rising underneath] This is Radio Bob. Happy Halloween. [whisper] Please keep the lights on... and hurry.